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Sunday, April 27, 2003
different - 11:00 AM
things which are different now that i'm pregnant:
- prancing around the house in just jeans & a bra isn't quite as sexy as it used to be. rather than a wide-eyed, "woo hoo!" it's more like a wide-eyed, "woah! wide load coming!"
- lying on top of shroom to give him a cuddle doesn't quite have the same effect as before. instead of turning him on, i just crush him.
- my uterus isn't some strange, mystical thing inside me which i barely knew existed. it's now morphed into something which affects every part of my day & night.
- bending over has become a challenge.
- rolling over in bed has become a challenge.
- getting out of the car has become a challenge.
- i have to sit just that bit further away from my keyboard to type.
- putting on weight is not a sign of a bad thing.
- the dog seems to like me more than he used to. i guess i smell different now.
- eating isn't as easy as it used to be. i'm far more picky than i ever was, which is really saying something.
- i can smell things now which i didn't even know had a smell before.
- my bellybutton is becoming a great source of fascination & amusement to shroom.
- i never used to talk to my belly.
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