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Monday, May 05, 2003 - (see all news for this day)

dog haiku - 12:58 AM
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i just found the funniest haiku posted at this girl's site. it's written as from a dog's point of view. really cute.

Today I sniffed
Many dog butts - I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paperboy - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Mailman fiend - come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Neighbor's cat - come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and
Wiz on each bush. Hello, Spot
Sniff this and weep.

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle.

I hate my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating

The cat is not all
Bad - she fill the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls.

Dig under fence - why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.

My owners' mood is
Romantic - I lie near their
Feet. I blow a big one.

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comment posted by Jillis on May 5, 2003 08:07 AM:
Love it! Dogs *and* haikus, an excellent combination. Thanks for passing it over

comment posted by Margo on May 6, 2003 03:57 AM:
How fun! And what an attractive website!

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