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mcgarnicle's donkey - 10:43 AM
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mcgarnicle's toy donkey is now not only blind with a lobotomy, but it's a paraplegic. well, i guess it's a double amputee really. he chewed its back legs off last night & they're (until i get the vacuum out later today) sitting in two different places on the carpet with the stuffing scattered about in between. poor donkey. really though, i'm surprised he didn't chew it totally to pieces on the first day i gave it to him. hmm, i wonder which is better .. a short life & a quick, relatively painless death or a long life & a slow death, chewed apart limb by limb? fortunately, none of this matters since it's just a toy & doesn't actually feel any pain. *chuckle*

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comment posted by edwin on July 17, 2003 06:31 PM:
what a dog you have





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