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Tuesday, March 29, 2005 - (see all news for this day)
what noise does a .. - 04:21 PM
(filed under 'animal')
on the way back from the fireworks the other night, smiley was a bit grumpy, so we were trying to keep him involved in something fun & were asking him what noises different animals make.
"what noise does a pig make?" .. funny little snort that he does.
"what noise does a horse make?" .. "neeee!"
"what noise does a dog make?" .. "woof! woof!"
"what noise does a chicken make?" .. "buhhhhh, buh, buh, buh, buh."
as i continued to drive along the long straight road in the night, a wild hare came running out onto the road into the path of the car. i tried to avoid it by swerving, but it changed direction toward the car again.
i had to make the split second decision to either swerve again more sharply & put my family in danger or else to hit the hare.
"what noise does a hare make when it's being hit by a car?"
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i'm terrible aren't i? i did feel bad. i even apologised to the hare, wherever he went. sometimes the best way to deal with a terrible situation is with humour. anyway, smiley doesn't understand quite enough to know that i was being awful.
Join the Dark Side...
I and my girls had rabbit stew for dinner the evening after Easter. I just didn't tell about the 'rabbit' part.
Daddy!! Gross! I want pizza!
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