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can't shoot 'em - 03:51 PM
(filed under 'general')
men! all the women in the world should get together, choose a broad sampling to cover all our tastes & just keep them in captivity for breeding & for the lifting of heavy objects. *sigh*
comment posted by dennis on February 12, 2007 06:16 PM:
hmmm well i lift weights and i still got it .... i think ...
hmmm well i lift weights and i still got it .... i think ...
comment posted by charm on February 12, 2007 07:32 PM:
i've been inclined to agree at various times over the last year but luckily for me i've nabbed myself a heavy object lifting, willing to breed, continually affectionate male... i think he might be a robot or something.
((hugs)) i'm sorry things havent been peachy for you lately...
i've been inclined to agree at various times over the last year but luckily for me i've nabbed myself a heavy object lifting, willing to breed, continually affectionate male... i think he might be a robot or something.
((hugs)) i'm sorry things havent been peachy for you lately...
comment posted by bernie on February 13, 2007 02:25 AM:
hey don't let things==get to
you you've got friends to lean
on and family also
hey don't let things==get to
you you've got friends to lean
on and family also
comment posted by dave on February 13, 2007 03:33 AM:
just keep in mind that we men, at times, could write this article as well. lifting heavy objects and the ability to write our names in the snow are both redeeming qualities. lol! don't be too hard on us real girl.
just keep in mind that we men, at times, could write this article as well. lifting heavy objects and the ability to write our names in the snow are both redeeming qualities. lol! don't be too hard on us real girl.
comment posted by Don on February 13, 2007 05:44 AM:
Dont be too hard on us Coralie. Maybe its the hot weather getting to you.
Dont be too hard on us Coralie. Maybe its the hot weather getting to you.
comment posted by Don on February 13, 2007 05:46 AM:
Dont be too hard on us Coralie. Maybe its the hot weather getting to you.
Dont be too hard on us Coralie. Maybe its the hot weather getting to you.
comment posted by Joe on February 13, 2007 08:17 AM:
I thought it was something like that.
That's why men are called "dogs".
Some of us are puppies in training though.....
I thought it was something like that.
That's why men are called "dogs".
Some of us are puppies in training though.....
comment posted by Boots on February 14, 2007 01:14 AM:
There is always the Husband Store...
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband.
The instructions at the entrance read: You may visit
this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products
increase as the shopper ascends the floors. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but may not go back down except to exit.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She goes to the next floor and the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
And, she continues upstairs, where the sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-Dead Good Looking And Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she Goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor No. 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
There is always the Husband Store...
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband.
The instructions at the entrance read: You may visit
this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products
increase as the shopper ascends the floors. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but may not go back down except to exit.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She goes to the next floor and the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
And, she continues upstairs, where the sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-Dead Good Looking And Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she Goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor No. 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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