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a dream in which i end up biting smiley on the toe in real life - 08:23 AM
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through the night last night i had the strangest dream. part of it entailed me (i was drew barrymore as one of the charlie's angels characters) in a car with lucy liu driving, while i was in the back fighting with some creepy criminal guy.

at one stage, as part of how he was trying to kill us, he threw some sort of puffer fish thing under the front car seat. when it puffed up fully, it was going to get pepper on it & then explode (yeah, i know. really bizarre) so i told lucy liu to find some water to drive into so the car would start to fill & the fish woulnd't get pepper on it & wouldn't explode.

meantime, i was still fighting the guy in the back & he had my head sort of jammed near the window. he reached around with his creepy hand & started to caress my lips with his thumb. he was gross, so i bit his thumb ..

.. ony it turned out that in real life, smiley had turned sideways in bed & had his foot stuck near my head & it was his toe on my mouth. i actually bit his big toe. rotfl!! *chuckle*

fortunately, i was asleep enough that i did it only softly, whereas in the dream i was doing it as hard as i could .. so smiley simply moved his feet & went back to sleep.

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