home ferrousland.com  - daily news archives

«« previous | navigate by date | next »»

second breakfast? - 09:47 AM
(filed under 'general')

i was just making some scrambled eggs on toast for breakfast & smiley asked for two pieces of toast. after having already put three pieces of bread into the toaster, i thought to myself, "that's good, because i'm not very hungry for some reason & i only feel like one piece."

i set smiley up on the table with his brekky & thought, "i wonder why i'm not very hungry this morning?" then it dawned on me that i'd already eaten breakfast.

duh. memory going much?

comments (1)






some text ads:
Loan - Mortgage Calculator - Homeowner Loans - United Specialties

sleep talking - 07:59 AM
(filed under 'smiley')

smiley was fast asleep last night when he suddenly sat up up in bed. he sat there silently for a moment or two before saying, "i know, i know .. [as if he knew the answer to a question on a tv quiz show] .. it's .. [long pause] .. fings wiff .."

he stopped, scratched absently at his leg once or twice, then lay down & went back to sleep.

lol! *chuckle*

comments (1)






some text ads: